Inside my noggin': Archive

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Michelle Obama looks like AJ's mom.

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 22nd

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Sometimes I wish I can run away from it all. But I don’t know where to run to. I don’t know where to go, I feel so lost.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 18th

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I like guys who talk a lot.

strawberrytelle: Someone who’ll just throw a random subject every minute and tease me. Instead of just sitting there staring at me telling me I have beautiful eyes when it’s not even true.

Dec 18th

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